OGX-3　｜　妳木有小雞雞

死亡不是无知，而是不表态。

著急不也沒生在你媽前面嗎？

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先講個笑。。笑話：
 曹操出土后答记者问！！

问：你死在洛阳，为何选安阳建墓穴？
曹：首都房价太贵，二线城市便宜。
问：陪你沉睡千年的女人是谁？
答：嘘，她是貂蝉，字海藻。
问：最后可否谈谈你对这个新时代的看法？
答：孤已用名字回复。

曹操出墓说明了5点：
1：中国的房价已经涨的连曹操都没地方落脚睡觉了。
2：就算你一代枭雄，也干不过中国的拆迁办！
3：曹操旁边睡个二十多岁的MM，证明宋思明在一千多年前就有了！
4：把曹操挖出来，再埋进去，可以拉动中国的GDP。
5：初步估算当地ZF可增加4.5亿旅游及经济收入，曹操在地下怎么也想不通自己死后值那么多钱。

另据拆迁办和城管透露，目前，曹操情绪稳定。

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Written by beiwei

二月 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 下午

Posted in 生活中鸡毛蒜皮的事

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